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  | Berak | | Bibamus morieundum est! |
| Registered: May 10, 2007 |  Posts: 1,059 |
| | Posted: | | | | Rule 19: Applicants must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with....... A HERRING!! (NI!)  | | | Berak
It's better to burn out than to fade away!
True love conquers all! |
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| Registered: May 26, 2007 |  Posts: 117 |
| | Posted: | | | | Rule 20: "If you want sympathy look in the dictionary between shiitake mushroom and syphilis" |
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| Registered: March 14, 2007 | Reputation:  |  Posts: 6,738 |
| | Posted: | | | | Quoting 8ballMax: Quote:
Rule 18: If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Rule 18-A: If it ain't broke, break it.  Rule 21: Pardon is neither granted nor requested. | | | Karsten
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 |  Posts: 460 |
| | Posted: | | | | Rule 22 : Never say "I'll be right back" | | | | Jean-Paul | | | | Last edited: by Zoeper |
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 |  Posts: 36 |
| | Posted: | | | | Rule 23: DVDP is people! | | | Marco
Registered: June 1, 2005 |
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| Registered: May 9, 2007 | | Posts: 254 |
| | Posted: | | | | Rule 24: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! | | | | "I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world because they'd never expect it." - Jack Handey |
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 | Kevin | | Registered March 22, 2001 |
| Registered: March 13, 2007 | | Posts: 609 |
| | Posted: | | | | Rule 25. DVDP. It's a Cookbook!!!! | | | | Last edited: by Kevin |
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| Registered: May 9, 2007 |  Posts: 137 |
| | Posted: | | | | Rule 26. In these threads, no one can hear you scream. | | | Funny, these cookies don't taste anything like Girl Scouts.
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| Registered: March 14, 2007 | | Reputation: | | Posts: 17,804 |
| | Posted: | | | | Rule 27: Allways hold ready popcorn and beer for watching verbal pub brawls in the contribution forum  | | | | Thorsten |
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 | | Posts: 36 |
| | Posted: | | | | Rule 28: Serve the public trust
Rule 29: Protect the innocent
Rule 30: Uphold the law
Rule 31: <CLASSIFIED> | | | Marco
Registered: June 1, 2005 |
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| Registered: March 14, 2007 | | Reputation: |  Posts: 4,523 |
| | Posted: | | | | Rule 32a: If at first you don't succeed - use more force
Rule 32b: If at first you don't succeed - blame someone else
Rule 32c: If at first you don't succeed - give up | | | My freeware tools for DVD Profiler users.
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| Registered: March 24, 2007 | | Posts: 179 |
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 |  Posts: 1,136 |
| | Posted: | | | | Rule 34 - There is NO rule 34 | | | Signature? We don't need no stinking... hang on, this has been done... blast [oooh now in Widescreen]
Ah... well you see.... I thought I'd say something more interesting... but cannot think of anything..... oh well
And to those of you who have disabled viewing of these signature files "hello" (or not) Registered: July 27, 2004 |
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 |  Posts: 844 |
| | Posted: | | | | 35. Never give up, never surrender. |
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| Kevin | | Registered March 22, 2001 |
| Registered: March 13, 2007 | | Posts: 609 |
| | Posted: | | | | 36. Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
37. Never draw to an inside straight. |
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 | | Posts: 793 |
| | Posted: | | | | Rule 38: The Boss* is ALWAYS right. Rule 39: If the Boss* is wrong, refer to rule 38. Whoever the Boss is! |
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