Registered: March 13, 2007 | Posts: 1,136 |
| Posted: | | | | I have decided to go truly High Definition and use stereoscopic vision, utilising natural eco friendly substances! Yes, the "mark one eyeball" is the Best High Def format - too many pixels to count, too many colours to see Paired with my specially desgined listening devices, located on either side of the "eyeball paired unit", my ears provide a totally uncompressed sound with multipule channels of infomation being streamed at one time, yes "ears 1.0" is the only way to experience the real world This post provided as a light relief from other posts on the subject of the matter "Best!" Thank you, you may now return to your normal conversations | | | Signature? We don't need no stinking... hang on, this has been done... blast [oooh now in Widescreen] Ah... well you see.... I thought I'd say something more interesting... but cannot think of anything..... oh well And to those of you who have disabled viewing of these signature files "hello" (or not) Registered: July 27, 2004 |
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Registered: March 13, 2007 | Posts: 460 |
| Posted: | | | | Though the female version of the Eyeball Mk.I often works better than the male version. It seems that 1 in 8 of the male verions of the Eyeball Mk.I have problems distinguishing colours | | | Jean-Paul |
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Registered: March 15, 2007 | Reputation: | Posts: 5,459 |
| Posted: | | | | I've actually found that most female units have been upgraded to "ears 1.5" - now so sensitive, it can pick up any output from a male speaker unit even on the lowest volume setting! |
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Registered: March 13, 2007 | Posts: 1,127 |
| Posted: | | | | Thanks, FunkyLA! That was funny and much needed! | | | To err is human... ----------- 473 Blu-ray Titles |
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Registered: May 19, 2007 | Reputation: | Posts: 5,917 |
| Posted: | | | | My central processing unit was damaged ten years ago, My Ears can now only process one source at a time or everything gets scrambled. |
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