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| Registered: March 14, 2007 | Reputation:  |  Posts: 2,652 |
| | Posted: | | | | Quoting Kevin: Quote:
I thought Rule 77 was the hyper-secret rule, and it wasn't to be known unless you had the correct clearance.  Ahhh! Didn't they throw that rule book out the window though? Maybe the rule went that way too! | | | <---------Mithrandir, Laverne and Shirley
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| Registered: April 7, 2007 |  Posts: 228 |
| | Posted: | | | | Rule number 120: Pigs must be included where possible.
Rule number 120a: Spider Pig, Spider Pig, Does whatever a spider pig does! Look ouut! He's the Spider Pig!
Rule number 120b: When pigs fly, they fly first class. | | | That's the thing about racism, though, most of it is covert.
"Freedom without Socialism is privilege and injustice and Socialism without freedom is slavery and brutality."Bakunin
“It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.”Churchill
Fire Next Time: http://www.valdosta.edu/~cawalker/baldwin.htm
Some people think football [and soccer] is a matter of life and death.... I can assure them it is much more serious than that. |
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  | Kevin | | Registered March 22, 2001 |
| Registered: March 13, 2007 | | Posts: 609 |
| | Posted: | | | | James, We already have a Rule 120. Rule 123 is next. |
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 | | Posts: 1,136 |
| | Posted: | | | | Quoting James J Barrett: Quote:
Rule number 123: Pigs must be included where possible.
Rule number 123a: Spider Pig, Spider Pig, Does whatever a spider pig does! Look ouut! He's the Spider Pig!
Rule number 123b: When pigs fly, they fly first class. Edit to bring into rule number order  Oh, I thought that Spider-Ham was the Marvel porcine super hero | | | Signature? We don't need no stinking... hang on, this has been done... blast [oooh now in Widescreen]
Ah... well you see.... I thought I'd say something more interesting... but cannot think of anything..... oh well
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| Registered: May 9, 2007 |  Posts: 254 |
| | Posted: | | | | Rule 124: In Amity, you say "yahd".
Rule 124 (alternate): Did you hear your father? Out of the water now! NOW! | | | | "I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world because they'd never expect it." - Jack Handey | | | | Last edited: by Broven |
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 |  Posts: 693 |
| | Posted: | | | | Rule 125: A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
Rule 126: A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
Rule 127: A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law. | | | | October 12th, 1985. Tonight, a comedian died in New York. |
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| Kevin | | Registered March 22, 2001 |
| Registered: March 13, 2007 | | Posts: 609 |
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| Registered: May 19, 2007 | Reputation:  | | Posts: 5,916 |
| | Posted: | | | | Rule 129: Bring out your dead. |
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| Registered: April 4, 2007 |  Posts: 141 |
| | Posted: | | | | Rule 130: Kill Bill |
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| Registered: March 14, 2007 | | Reputation: |  Posts: 17,804 |
| | Posted: | | | | Rule 131: Run if your dentist asks you "is it safe?" | | | | Thorsten |
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| Registered: April 8, 2007 | | Posts: 72 |
| | Posted: | | | | Quoting liorb22: Quote:
Rule 125: A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
Rule 126: A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
Rule 127: A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law. You forgot the Zeroth Law which precedes all of these: "A robot may not harm humanity, or, by inaction, allow humanity to come to harm" | | | Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show.
- Terry Pratchett "Going Postal" |
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 | | Posts: 693 |
| | Posted: | | | | Quoting frizzlefryd: Quote:
Quoting liorb22:
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Rule 125: A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
Rule 126: A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
Rule 127: A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
You forgot the Zeroth Law which precedes all of these: "A robot may not harm humanity, or, by inaction, allow humanity to come to harm"  | | | | October 12th, 1985. Tonight, a comedian died in New York. |
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 |  Posts: 844 |
| | Posted: | | | | 132. Never stop thinking up and posting new rules. |
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| Registered: May 19, 2007 | | Reputation: | | Posts: 5,916 |
| | Posted: | | | | Rule 133. Stop thinking up and posting new rules. |
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| Registered: March 14, 2007 | | Reputation: | | Posts: 2,652 |
| | Posted: | | | | Quoting Dr. Killpatient: Quote:
Rule 133. Stop thinking up and posting new rules. Killjoy! | | | <---------Mithrandir, Laverne and Shirley
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| Registered: April 7, 2007 | | Posts: 228 |
| | Posted: | | | | Rule 133a: Rule 133 is only valid after the year 7500 or when Paris Hilton joins Mensa Rule 134: Smurfs are not allowed to contribute DVD's featuring monks | | | That's the thing about racism, though, most of it is covert.
"Freedom without Socialism is privilege and injustice and Socialism without freedom is slavery and brutality."Bakunin
“It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.”Churchill
Fire Next Time: http://www.valdosta.edu/~cawalker/baldwin.htm
Some people think football [and soccer] is a matter of life and death.... I can assure them it is much more serious than that. |
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